[you know thing that impossible well now IT HAPPEN]
Spunky Assistant: BUT DOCTOR NO THAT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: YES SPUNKY ASSISTANT IT IMPOSSIBLE
Doctor: …BUT HAPPEN
[title card doo wee ooo HAPPEN OF THE DOCTOR by STEVEN MOFFAT]
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
Does this actually work???
And then the teacher would hand grade it? Teachers aren’t that stupid guys, they would probably notice if your scantron was different from the key.
Your highschools have scantrons and scantron reading machines??
Fun fact: if you’ve ever called and left me a voicemail on my birthday, I still have it.
I don’t even know what year most are from because my phone doesn’t say, and most are friends immediately bursting into song.
Saving some of these to my phone so I can send them to people.
don’t judge a person by their looks, judge them by their opinion on boromir
That was… Dorian Gray. I am an independently wealthy Victorian gentleman and socialite? Yessssssss.
I’m a robot now. An android. Great.
I’m a cop. In South Korea. Going after a serial killer. Wonderful.
OMGS I GET TO BE A PRINCESS! *squees* I’ve always wanted to be a princess!
Not sure if I’m the one with the ice powers though (in which case, technically I move up a notch to be queen), I’ll take it either way. Princesses are great.
I’m a zombie killer/biological experiment!
I’m the Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova… bitch
I am also the Grand Duchess Anastasia. Awkward.