Customer of the evening: has tear in sugar bag but continues to walk through entire store.
Literally spent half my shift on hands and knees cleaning up that shit with all 4 of the other courtesy clerks.
Runner up: “the spill is back there” lady who seemed to think I was lost while sweeping the sugar by the checkstand. Thanks, ma’am. Definitely not standing over a pile of sugar right now. Definitely not aware by the 5 intercom calls for me that there are sugar spills in every single department.